Oh, Richmond

Jen: Why don’t you never see any cockney goths?
Richmond: They’re too cheerful. they spoil it for the rest of us
Jen: And how come you never see goths driving cars?
Richmond: Oh we drive cars. We’re just like you really. Except we listen to Cradle of Filth
Jen: Cradle of Filth, I presume that’s a band
Richmond: HmmHmm
Jen: It’s not literally a cradle of filth now is it
Richmond: Ooh no that would be horrible..Cradle of filth are actually one of the best contemporary dark wave dark bands in the world. I’ll never forget the first time I heard them… -[Long pause]-







